Titel: Ch-Check It Out
Door: Beastie Boys
Album: To The 5 Boroughs
Jaar: 2004

All you Trekkies and TV addicts,
donít mean to dis donít mean to bring static.
All you Klingons in the fuckiní house grab your backstreet friend and get loud.
Blowiní doors off hinges,
(like Duro and Jon have been known to have done)
Iíll grab you with the pinchers1,
and no I didnít retire.
Iíll snatch you up with the needle nose pliers.
Like Mutual of Omaha,
got the ill boat2 youíve never seen before.
Gliding in the glades,
and like Lorne Greene you know I get paid.
(Alpo, Bonanza, Battlestar Galactica $$$$$$$)
[Editorís note: Mike, I think you are confusing your television facts.
Lorne Greene was, in fact, on the show Animal Kingdom.]
Like caprese with the basil,
not goofy like Darren or Hazel,
Iím a mother fucking Nick at Night with classics rerunning that you know all right.
Now remain calm no alarm cause my farm ainít fat,
so whatís up with that?
Iíve got friends and family that I respect when I think Iím too good they put me in check.
So believe when I say Iím no better than you,
except when I rap so I guess it ainít true.
Like that yíall and you just donít stop,
guaranteed to make your body rock.

Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out
What-wha-what-what-whatís it all about
Work-wa-work-work-work-wa-work it out
Letís turn this motherfuckiní party out

I said, ďDoc, whatís the condition?
Iím a man thatís on a mission.Ē
He said, ďSon, youíd better listen! STUCK IN YOUíRE ASS IS AN ELECTRICIAN!Ē
[Editorís note: How?]
Like a scientist,
mmmm when Iím applying this method of controlling my mind like Einstein and the Rappiní Duke combined.
Hey baby bubba now what the deal?
I didnít know you go for that mass appeal.
Some call it salugi,
some hot potato I stole your mic and you wonít see it later,
Ďcause I work magic like a magician I add up like a mathematician.
Iím a bank cashier, engineer, I wear cotton but I donít wear sheer.
Shazam! and Abracadabra!
In the whip Iím gonna cruise past ya.
Yo money, donít chump yourself.
Put that shit back on the shelf.
Light rays blaziní youíre out of phase and my crews amaziní.
Weíre working on the record yo so stay patient.

Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out
What-wha-what-what-whatís it all about
Work-wa-work-work-work-wa-work it out
Letís turn this motherfuckiní party out

I go by the name of The King Adrock.
I donít wear a cup nor a jock nor a thong.
I bring the shit thatís beyond bizarre, like Miss Piggy.
ďWho moi?Ē I am the one with the Clientele.
You say, ďAdrock, God you rock so well.Ē
Iíve got class like Pink Champale.
MCA grab the mic before the mic goes stale.
Donít test me.
They canít arrest me.
Iíll fake right cross-over and shoot lefty.
You look upset yo calm down.
You look Cable Guy dunked off of your crown.
I flow like smoke out a chimney.
You never been me.
You wanna rap but what youíre making ainít hip hop B.
Get your clothes right out the dryer.
Put Armor All up on your tire.
Sport that fresh attire.
Tonight we goiní out set the town on fire.
Set the town ablaze.
Gonna stun and amaze.
Ready to throw a craze.
Make your granny shake her head and say,
ďThose were the days.Ē

Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out
What-wha-what-what-whatís it all about
Work-wa-work-work-work-wa-work it out
Letís turn this motherfuckiní party out

1. Pinchers is a broad term.
Needle nose pliers are a type of pinchers.
2. Technically known as an air boat.